I could link to about 1 million articles about Larry Craig. But what’s the point. Clearly, the guy likes gay sex in disgusting airport bathrooms. “I’ve got big feet, sorry if my foot touched yours…” And even in his defense statements, he was still coming on to that undercover cop.
The reason that I bring this up is because I KEEP GETTING e-mails from some congressional intern, writing to some senator in Washington, possibly with my name, although I can’t for the life of me find him. And, the e-mails, they are just ridiculous. Here was the first one I got:
Senator,
In case you didn’t receive it, here’s the Gonzaga game watch schedule.
Have a great evening,
Ryan
Okay okay, nothing strange here… really… But then I got this one:
Senator,
Do you have any plans for late afternoon on Saturday? The Gonzaga-Connecticut game should be pretty awesome (and we might be able to spot Zandra, Brian, Seth, and Mika in the crowd). I’m thinking that I’ll probably go to the game watch at Penn Quarter, unless you wanted to watch it elsewhere.
Anyway, let me know if you want to watch the game.
Thanks again for the nutrient- and politically-filled party last night. I really enjoyed seeing you get buzzed while the candidates roughed one another up.
Talk to you soon,
McCauley
WHAT THE HELL?!?
That’s when I knew something was weird…. not mention these e-mails have attachments to games and events going on at Gonzaga (see below). I felt bad getting these wrong e-mails, but I felt worse for having to read them. And so, I leave you on this last note: “I really enjoyed seeing you get buzzed while the candidates roughed one another up.” SHUDDER.
