Sarah Palin – Bear Eater

Shortly after killing a half dozen grizzly bears in South Dakota during their trek to the west coast, Lewis & Clark and the Corps of Discovery said they had had enough with the giant animal. The additional grizzlies they met along the way were most likely left unharmed.
That was 200 years ago. Apparently, Sarah Palin [...]

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McCain and Palin eat babies. Says it “gives them super political powers.”

The recent ads by Presidential hopeful John McCain have reached a new low… for this election at least. A man that was a victim of some pretty tasteless Rove smears in the 43rd Bush campaign, which I recall led McCain to get in Bush’s face at the Republican Prez Debate and say “stop it!.” “Stop [...]

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Tom Brady Hangover

I woke up this morning and had a Tom Brady hangover. And, the last game that he played in, I had a superbowl hangover. Even though it was a W yesterday, it was really an L.
So, as I deal with this hangover, I just want to see one thing: Let’s bring Chris Simms to Foxboro [...]

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Zero Emission Proposal

Hey asshole.
Stop smoking.
You are contributing to global warming.
And killing babies.

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