poem: the filming of fast killer food

the filming of fast killer food
we decided to make a short film
about fast food that could think and fly
and had the desire to kill people
we bought burgers and an apple crisp pie
using strings we made them levitate
and threw them from off camera
at our actors’ faces while they ran
across a cardboard and crayon Riviera
our movie made millions
our [...]

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Clone High Lives

…through YouTube that is. It ain’t coming back, I’ve accepted it (sort of).
Anyway, there’s an amazing video right now uploaded by scummbuddy (who has been a dominant figure in the world of online Clone High tomfoolery, i.e. message boards). It features Phil Lord and Chris Miller at the Independent TV and Film Festival talking about [...]

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BTTF FOREVER pt2

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Dunkin Donuts and the breakfast meat of doom

i love DUNKIN DONUTS.  in fact i’m addicted.  i get the 2 donuts and a coffee special at least 3 times a week.  then sometimes i’ll go in for a bagel.  i can never go in just for the coffee, because the food looks and tastes so goddamn good.  i like the coffee, because when [...]

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jogging

i started jogging again
and taking weight gainer
x

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fridizzle

so in an effort to keep this blog rolling, i’m going to pop in with a 2:15 am bloggeroo and hype up this piece a little!  in the news:
i’m getting cable tomorrow.  it includes HD and DV-R capabilities.  i will not leave my house for anything. i will gain 200 lbs.  i will die from [...]

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this week

i saw this interview with michael j. fox that i thought everyone should watch.   he’s one of my favorite actors.  i think he says some really smart stuff about stem cell research.  its like 25 minutes long, but well worth it.  take a listen:
watch it

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failure to blog

been sick.  the past 3 days = nothing but sleep and work.  i’m still a little under the metaphoric rain cloud, so i thought i would share a bunch of amazing youtube videos.

 

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Old School

Basically, I cannot get this song out of my mind. This song is Saria’s (Lost Woods) Theme form Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time. I hum this when making tacos; I hum this when I use the little boys room. Hell, I even hummed this when I had sex the other [...]

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Update

I am writing this post with a knife to my throat. Yes, once again it is Valentine’s Day. I won’t go into my usual “Love Day is stupid and you cretins don’t know why you celebrate it but I guess you get laid so mission accomplished” post. Valentine’s Day is indeed a blessed day, filled [...]

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