i’m making a band.  the band’s name is “Goth Brooks.”  we don’t play real instruments.  thats not goth enough.  we play guitar hero while wearing eye liner, black underwear, boots, and nothing else.  want to join?  so far i’m the only one in the band.

i’m also taking dance lessons via the internet from this gentleman:

xxo

i poisoned a friend of mine whom i work with, by accident.  i’ll let you imagine all the crazy ways it could’ve happened.

i spent valentine’s day by myself, hating all women except for lorna doone (http://snacks.cyberpunks.org/lorna.html)  ..and doing laundry and dishes.

i spent my friday night cleaning my bedroom.  it still looked like a bomb hit it from being sick for about a month.  i’m almost done cleaning.  but i think i’ll finish blogging and crash, then start fresh in the morning.

i know i’m a debbie downer.  or the guy version anywho.  so i thought i’d end with possibly the greatest video you will ever see.  ever.

 i’m too dumb to be able to make “hyper-links” or “embedded videos,” so copy and paste this shit!  http://youtube.com/watch?v=t7X9MQi7uOU